Another day another dollar

A new restaurant needed a hand for the night,so off i went when I got there i was to be on the char grill no problem there I thought.The new Pizza chef sounded like that the guy who won I'm a celebrity get me out of here(instantly annoying)he was full of himself I can do a 100 pizza a night and never get a complaint...yawn..I am the best etc etc.The twat burnt the first 4 pizzas and then dropped 2 on the floor the opening night was average.............

Monday night orders

This week... we have so far 700 booked in including 250 Turkey and 150 beef...Tis the season to be jolly..............not.....how many turkeys is that then.///??????????

A table for 101 please.....

Tonight we had a table for 101,the new waitress went in throuugh the out door and dropped 10 goats cheese tarts all over the floor....The middle section of the party were so pissed when they got to the main course they had forgoten what they had ordered and the boss was hungry in the afternoon and ate 2 Chocolate mousse and forgot to tell us.all in all a right cock up.

old Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road.................cos thats where all the Cocks are

Why are people getting fatter....

One large lady customer last night had 4 starters,1 main course(Turkey and all the trimmings) and 2 puddings(Christmas pud and Chocolate mousse) all washed down with pints of larger and glasses of wine................gross

Quote of the week.

A very complementry female customer was telling me how she had enjoyed the meal on saturday evening, but what she like most of all was HOT BEEF in the morning and how was I fixed for breakfast. ooooo errrrr.